Transcripción de una cinta de Aznar
Nuestros audaces investigadores han tenido acceso a una cinta que, por su interés, a continuación transcribimos:
Gud monin jiar mister Ansar president of the spanish republic.
No, no, mister bush, no republic in espein, republic is very bad, very rojo.
Okei okei mister ansar continue.
Güel, ai espik in inglis for de alumnos not espanish.
Di class of tudei is of the espanish actuality.
In di fiftin century, many many moros in espein, very bad todos, very bad, ellos prepairing atentado for the govermen of PP (Popular Party, ei center party, not derecha) tumeik Zapatero (Shumeiker) gain the elections and dei colaboreit con ETA and di polis and guardia civil (civil guard) estaban mirando tu ader site and never enterate of nazing.
De Minister Acebes and Zaplana tampoco enterate of nazing, di secret servis tampoco investigate uan pimient and for dis espein voteishon PSOE (Socialist Party) very red, and también comunist and separatist and all juntos jaf the mayority.
Dei decided tu retire from Irak out and de espanis soldiers are nau uiz dear families and mister Bush is veri cabreated con la situeichon and not attent di telefoun of Zapatero bat receive mi.
Uan dei di masive destrutchon armas ar to aparecer veri pronto, mister bush comunicate mi.
Tudei, Moratinos, minister of exteriors asunts, very red tambien, acusate mi to apoyeishon venezuela golpe porque ai espik con golpista, and mai embassador and de american fueron tu visit mister Carmona pero mi no apoyeishon, onli fuimos tu saludate and ayudate Fidel Castro, di other red, very red, tu protect embajada.
Mister Chavez, adar red, visiting espein and saludatin meni pipol tambien explein que mi apoyate golpe pero Mariano (mai frend) exigeishon petition of excuses tu mi.
Izquierda Unida (yunaited left) adars comunist, publicate a documentation of mi apoyeishon tu golpe pero yu confiar mas in comunist or in mi, ei democratic president and frend of mister bush?
Mister Jesus of the Great Power Polanco, attack me everidei including mi autorizate fusion of satelit channel and digital Via, cooperatin with mister Polanco for the monopoly of digital television.
Television and periodics publish notices of a batalla in Elche participating militants of the Popular Party and di police stop the battle and incautate the urnas of voteishon but the notices ar manipulated. In reality in Elche the batalla era uan fiesta of moros and cristians, very popular and very realistic. Di moros spiking catalan and di cristians spiking valenciano. Mi espik catalan in di intimity.
Real Madrid pleid in Barcelona and F.C.Barcelona aplasted mai equip 3-0 but Madrid ar galactics and Barcelona no ar.
Semanus horribilis (jau güel ai spik latin!)
Is gud for tudei. Zenkiu veri mach.
Pi.. pi.. pi.
Aquí se corta la cinta.
Nota.- El original de esta cinta está escondido en una caja fuerte de una comandancia de la Guardia Civil de Asturias, cuyo mando llamado Bolinaga, ha considerado que esta cinta, al igual que las de la dinamita robada, no tiene ningún valor judicial ni policial.
Cosas veredes...
Gud monin jiar mister Ansar president of the spanish republic.
No, no, mister bush, no republic in espein, republic is very bad, very rojo.
Okei okei mister ansar continue.
Güel, ai espik in inglis for de alumnos not espanish.
Di class of tudei is of the espanish actuality.
In di fiftin century, many many moros in espein, very bad todos, very bad, ellos prepairing atentado for the govermen of PP (Popular Party, ei center party, not derecha) tumeik Zapatero (Shumeiker) gain the elections and dei colaboreit con ETA and di polis and guardia civil (civil guard) estaban mirando tu ader site and never enterate of nazing.
De Minister Acebes and Zaplana tampoco enterate of nazing, di secret servis tampoco investigate uan pimient and for dis espein voteishon PSOE (Socialist Party) very red, and también comunist and separatist and all juntos jaf the mayority.
Dei decided tu retire from Irak out and de espanis soldiers are nau uiz dear families and mister Bush is veri cabreated con la situeichon and not attent di telefoun of Zapatero bat receive mi.
Uan dei di masive destrutchon armas ar to aparecer veri pronto, mister bush comunicate mi.
Tudei, Moratinos, minister of exteriors asunts, very red tambien, acusate mi to apoyeishon venezuela golpe porque ai espik con golpista, and mai embassador and de american fueron tu visit mister Carmona pero mi no apoyeishon, onli fuimos tu saludate and ayudate Fidel Castro, di other red, very red, tu protect embajada.
Mister Chavez, adar red, visiting espein and saludatin meni pipol tambien explein que mi apoyate golpe pero Mariano (mai frend) exigeishon petition of excuses tu mi.
Izquierda Unida (yunaited left) adars comunist, publicate a documentation of mi apoyeishon tu golpe pero yu confiar mas in comunist or in mi, ei democratic president and frend of mister bush?
Mister Jesus of the Great Power Polanco, attack me everidei including mi autorizate fusion of satelit channel and digital Via, cooperatin with mister Polanco for the monopoly of digital television.
Television and periodics publish notices of a batalla in Elche participating militants of the Popular Party and di police stop the battle and incautate the urnas of voteishon but the notices ar manipulated. In reality in Elche the batalla era uan fiesta of moros and cristians, very popular and very realistic. Di moros spiking catalan and di cristians spiking valenciano. Mi espik catalan in di intimity.
Real Madrid pleid in Barcelona and F.C.Barcelona aplasted mai equip 3-0 but Madrid ar galactics and Barcelona no ar.
Semanus horribilis (jau güel ai spik latin!)
Is gud for tudei. Zenkiu veri mach.
Pi.. pi.. pi.
Aquí se corta la cinta.
Nota.- El original de esta cinta está escondido en una caja fuerte de una comandancia de la Guardia Civil de Asturias, cuyo mando llamado Bolinaga, ha considerado que esta cinta, al igual que las de la dinamita robada, no tiene ningún valor judicial ni policial.
Cosas veredes...
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